Agents of the organization of SHIELD had invited me to a rousing rendition of this ‘ball of paints’ you mortals are so fond of. I was pleasantly surprised! I did not know you Midgardians had so many activities that mimicked the field of combat — it was reminiscent of how we entertain ourselves on Asgard!
I found it rather humorous, as the agents disputed on which team I would be included in!
In any event, I was in pursuit of an enemy, infernal Midgardian paint dispenser in my hands, and I hear Fury!
“Whoever the hell’s bright idea it was to take Thor paintballing is in for the ass whooping of their lives.”
My enemy ceased in his flight of my attack and looked onto his leader — but one cannot simply stop the son of Odin in mid-battle! It is impossible! I tackled the man to the ground, and I apparently removed his shoulder from the correct position?
Nonetheless, I apologized, and it was most entertaining! I wish to do this ball of paints once more!
this thor blog is literally my favorite I CAN’T HANDLE THEM