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roxylaughingalonewithmartinis:
How fucked are you?
I just nailed my guts to my spine…fuck
My package of Ritz crackers exploded, gorrammit
I didn’t need that leg anyways
Just nailed my hand to the left of my trackpad on my laptop. Not like I ever move from here anyway. It’s a natural place for my hand to be nailed. It just makes sense, honestly.
I was holding a laser pointer and pointing it at the ground, I’m good.
I nailed my hair dryer to my boob.
Nailed right through the stomach, through the belly button. …I am definitely dead.
through my computer screen >:[
damnit
also before you ask I was not stroking my computer I was holding my hand awkwardly up because I’ve been eating doritos and it had cheesy stuff on it that I couldn’t lick off yet
not that I don’t stroke my computer screen
wow this is awkward uhm
omgwha: Right in the jaw, I died.
MY TEA. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY CHEEZITS
Aww, my throat god damnit.
oh boy, my ceiling fan.
Wha-…why did my computer just go black? AH CRAP. (My hand was on my laptop mousepad… This may not be as easy to fix as...
Through my bed and into the ceiling. That’s what I get for stretching under a loft bed.
Agh! My shoulder!
OH, FUCK, NO. NOT MY LAPTOP! Oh, right through the keyboard…T_T
MYLEG.wav
My heart
Ugh, there goes the down arrow key of my laptop. And also the laptop. Fuck.
Just destroyed my favourite mug and nailed a curtain to the ceiling :l not as bad as the above though
And there goes my left boob. It was getting in the way anyway. Ladies.
Well there went my laptop
There goes my right hand… and my iPad… and the right side of my face…
Oh dear, my..my poor dog. Shit. I better go get a new one. WHY WHEN I WAS PETTING MY DOGS BUTT THOUGH?!
Brand new lip-and-tongue piercing, I guess…
My right foot just got impaled.
My knees D’:
Well, there goes my lower jaw.
Fuck, there goes my apple….
NOT MY KITTY
I just shot myself in the face ._.
MY RALPH PLUSHIE NOOOOOOO
well, there goes my right arm….shit im right handed too.-.
Shot myself in the right shoulder….
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